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"Interview" with John Kerry

Alphecca has a mock-interview with John Kerry who-by-the-way-served-in-Vietnam.

Brice: Thanks for taking a few moments to talk with us, Senator Kerry.

Kerry: My pleasure Brice. You probably didn't know this but I served in Viet Nam. One of my men was named Brice. I think he was gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you as long as they don't try to get married or something.

Brice: Yes well-

Kerry: Did you serve in Viet Nam? Or "Nam" as we patriotic Democrats called it?

Brice: I was born in 1981.

Kerry: Yes but did you serve there?